Remember “The Official Ninja Webpage”?
The site that expressed a love for ninjas like none other and had ninja facts like this:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
The site is still up at www.realultimatepower.net which asks if you “are ready to get pumped?” I’ll let you find out what happens when you click “no” on your own. The site maintains the original but also has more awesome material now like YouTube videos:
This site created in 2002 was so awesome I believe it started the ninja craze we have today. It is what I believe in addition to being the ultimate ninja page the ultimate form of internet comedy in the form of a webpage.
“Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”